Staff Members:

Chiles General Manager

Self-proclaimed fruit sommelier, art-school dropout, and general manager. Mediocre talent in many areas.

Favorite Fruit: Vodka (distant cousin from the potato)


Joan Sales

An expert in sending emails with attachments, that don’t have attachments. When she’s not hustling branch to box, she’s peddling pears, cherries, gift baskets, and living remotely in the mountains with her family.

Favorite Fruit: Pears, Duh


Francesca Sales Manager

This photo took two different scheduling days, an outfit change, and 14 tries – so please appreciate it. Francesca is our stellar sales manager, tasked with growing Branch to Box.

Favorite Fruit: Pears, Duh.


Yaddy Member Support

Fruit ninja. She’s the nicest one of all of us, and the most organized. When she’s not fixing problems created by the surrounding faces, she’s probably helping you: our awesome member.

Favorite Fruit: Avocados


Suzanne Marketing & Design

In charge of spending all of the money we make. Vegetarian, fruit-etarian, and lover of her cat: Cheddar.

Favorite Fruit: Guacamole


Paul Genius

Just your standard “Number-Crunching-Canadian-that-has-single-handedly-started-and-run-a-bunch-of-million-dollar-companies”…he’s one of those. He’s also the reason we’re not broke.

Favorite Fruit: I don’t eat fruit. I eat other companies.


Jacob Design & Web Development

All things web, all things design. Call him old fashioned, but he enjoys long paragraphs of Lorem Ipsum, and Cascading Style Sheets

Favorite Fruit: mandarins


Nate Chief Technical Orange

When Nate isn’t fixing printers or writing “the crons”, he can be found flying drones, embezzling fruit from the company, or caught in a Facebook argument with high school friends.

Favorite Fruit: Oranges


Sarah Key Grip

Does everyone else’s job, but doesn’t get credit for it. When she’s not assembling ikea furniture, she can be found assembling other peoples ikea furniture.

Favorite Fruit: Cherries


Alex Farmer

Reformed pot-farmer turned normal farmer. In charge of growing your awesome fruit.

Favorite Fruit: Pears


Ben Procurement

When fruit isn’t grown in our orchards, Ben works with partner growers to source the best fruit for our members. Kinda a weirdo, I mean, just look at this picture.

Favorite Fruit: Apples


Baby Danny Office Baby

Liz’s kid. Often making appearances in our social media posts to appeal to a “young-parent” audience.

Favorite Fruit: Anything as long as its gerbers.


Veronica Production Manager

We often wonder if veronica is in fact a super-computer posing as a human. We still don’t know.

Favorite Fruit: Mango (paired with Tajin)